Funny Stories
1.We have little bits of toilet paper all over our house because a whole role got washed and dried in the laundry and as I was taking the clothes out of the basket it scattered about like snow. No matter how much we vacuum, more toilet paper appears. AV likes to eat it. I heard Sky yell "it's got poo poo on it. It's got my poo poo on it" "AV is eating toilet paper" I ran out to remove the paper from AV's mouth, but she had already swallowed it. (By the way, all of the toilet paper is poop free) A second later AV started coughing up the toilet paper so I flipped her over and patted her on the back. Sky yelled "Mama, don't drop her!"
2. I walk in the bathroom and find Sky sitting on the back of the toilet staring down at her poop. She looks at me and says, "It's snake poop" "It does look like a snake" I replied as a flushed her new pet away.
3. Sky told my step dad that she farted. He asked her if she gets that from her mama. Sky said "no, from my butt."
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